Weekly dog waste removal · Hill Country west of Austin
Nobody's favorite chore. Our entire job.
We come the same day every week, clear the whole yard, and the bags leave with us. $16.67 a week, first clean-up included.
The price, all of it
One price. No zip code quiz.
Most companies out here want your zip code typed into a form before they will tell you a number. Here is the number.
Three months, paid once
$16.67 a week$200 buys twelve weekly visits and the first clean-up on top. That is the whole bill for three months. Nothing gets added to it later.
- Twelve weekly visits, the same day of the week every time
- The first clean-up included, which is the long ugly one everybody else charges for separately
- Front yard and back, every pile, bagged
- The bags leave with us. Nothing goes in your bin unless you want it to
- You do not need to be home
Flat rate covers up to two dogs on a fenced yard of half an acre or less, which is most of Belterra, Headwaters, Highpointe and Big Sky Ranch. Each dog after that is $10 a month, $2.25 a week, added right onto the same visit. Bigger yard than that, or acreage like Rim Rock or Sawyer Ranch? Send the address and we will quote it before you pay anything. We would rather do that than surprise you in month two.
Or skip the up front part
Month to month, $80
Handing $200 to a company you first heard of on Tuesday is a real ask, and we are not going to pretend it isn't. So it is not the only way in.
Month to month runs $80 and you can stop any month you like. The $200 plan is a discount for paying three months at once. It is not a contract and it does not lock you into anything.
We have seen things.
And here, with no jokes in it at all, is exactly what happens after you sign up.
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You send us the address
Street, the gate you want us to use, how many dogs. It takes a minute and it costs nothing.
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We clear whatever has built up
The first visit is the long one. Weeks or months of it, front and back, however bad it has got.
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Same day, every week
You pick the day. You do not need to be home, and if the dog is out in the yard that is fine.
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It leaves with us
Bagged and gone. Nothing goes in your bin unless you would rather it did. Gate shut behind us.
Three things people say before they book
Your lawn guy doesn't scoop it. He mulches it.
A mower does not stop for anything in its path. Whatever is out there on Thursday gets chopped up and thrown across the grass, and that is the grass the kids lie down on. It was never the lawn crew's job and most of them will tell you so. It is ours.
One dog still counts.
Every other company around here advertises "up to four dogs," which makes the whole thing sound like a service for kennels. One medium dog on a quarter acre still produces a full week of work nobody wants to do. Same price, same day, and you are exactly who we want on the route.
"I'll just do it this weekend."
Maybe. Saturday has a lot of competition though, and this particular chore loses to nearly all of it. At sixteen dollars and change a week the question was never really the money. It is whether you would rather spend the twenty minutes.
Where the truck goes
If you're on this list, we're coming.
Oak Hill in the east, out past Henly in the west, Driftwood in the south, and as far north as the Bee Cave line. A few dozen of them, to start with:
Belterra Headwaters Caliterra Highpointe Big Sky Ranch Bunker Ranch Sunset Canyon Arrowhead Ranch Estates at Sawyer Ranch Parten Ranch Village at Ledge Stone Goldenwood West River Oaks Ranch Twin Lake Hills Montebella Belvedere West Cave Estates Rim Rock La Ventana Reunion Ranch Howard Ranch Sierra West Legend Oaks Scenic Pass The Preserve at Thomas Springs